Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
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I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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