The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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