Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
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Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
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