oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
