my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
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Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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