Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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