hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
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I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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