Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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