Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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