Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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