alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
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I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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