haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
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I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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