That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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