They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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