How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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