So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
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fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
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i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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