found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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