You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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