I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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