Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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