Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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