you guys were way drunker than both of me
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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