its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
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If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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