How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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