we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
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Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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