no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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