My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
