i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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