Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Found the puke drawer
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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