Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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