Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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