Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I wish you could order shots online.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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