i already hear my dad disowning me
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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