She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
and you fell through a lawn chair
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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