Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
