is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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