What did we do last night that was yellow?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Ladies don't puke and tell
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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