I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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