She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
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isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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