So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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