we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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