ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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