I just saw a hot homeless man
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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