Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
it's like heaven, but drunker
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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