Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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