protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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