i think my mom watched the whole time
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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