On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
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I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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