either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My vagina just clenched in fear
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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