So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
