i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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