she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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