It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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