K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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