i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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