I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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