I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
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i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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